chungas revenge Lyrics

TRANSYLVANIAN BOOGIE
(Instrumental)




ROAD LADIES
Don't it ever get lonesome?
yeah!
sure gets lonesome
Don't it ever get sad when you go out on the road?
oh, there was one time in Minneapolis.. when I thought I had the
clap for sure
Don't it ever get lonesome?
whoa-ho!
lonesome ain't the word
Don't it ever get sad when you go out on a thirty day tour?

You got nothing but groupies and promotors to love you
and a pile of laundry by the hotel door.

Don't it ever get lonesome?
Don't it ever give a young man the blues?

Don't it ever get lonesome?
Don't it ever make a young man wanna go back home?

When the P.A. system eats it,
And the band plays some of the most terrible shit you've ever known.


Don't you ever miss your house in the country
and your hot little mamma too?

Don't you ever miss your house in the country
and your hot little mamma too?

Don't you better get a shot from the doctor for what the
Road Ladies do to you.

I know someday I will never,
I'll never go out on the road again.

I know someday I will never,
I ain't gonna roam the country side. No more.

I'm gonna hang up little holidays yeah
and heal my knees up, from when I was doing on the call
See me doing it!
See me doing on the call

Don't you ever miss your house in the country
and your hot little mamma too?

Don't you ever miss your house in the country
and your hot little mamma too?

Don't you better get a shot from the doctor for what the
Road Ladies do to you.




TWENTY SMALL CIGARS
(Instrumental)




THE NANCY & MARY MUSIC
(Instrumental)




TELL ME YOU LOVE ME
Tell me you love me!
Tell me you love me!
Like I want you to.

Tell me you love me!
Tell me you love me!
Girl! Girl! Girl!

I love you so hard now I'm crying for you.
Don't make me lose my pride.
I want to come inside,
and grab a hole in you.
and grab a hole in you.

Tell me you love me!
Tell me you love me!
Like I want you to.

Tell me you love me!
Tell me you love me!
Now! Now! Now!

I want to feel it,
Give me your love now!

Don't make me steal it.
Don't make me steal it.

Tell me you love me!
Tell me you love me!
Tell me you love me!
Tell me you love me!

Tell me you love me!
Tell me you love me!
Tell me you love me!
Tell me you love me!

Tell me you love me!
Tell me you love me!
Like I want you to.

Tell me you love me!
Tell me you love me!
Girl! Girl! Girl!

I love you so hard now I'm crying for you.
Burning with fire,
and a heart of desire

'Cause I gotta make love with you.
'Cause I gotta make love with you.
Baby
'Cause I gotta make love with you.
'Cause I gotta make love with you.

Tell me you love me!
Like I want you to.
Tell me you love me!
Like I want you to.
Tell me you love me!
Like I want you to.




WOULD YOU GO ALL THE WAY?
Remember Freddie and Joe
The night she went to the show.
a monster movie.

Clutchin at your hand.
wait ten seconds
Clutchin at your arm.
wait ten seconds
Clutchin at your elbow.
wait ten seconds
Where did your brassiere go?

The monster came out
Everybody shout.
People all around you
Screaming at the monster
The monster from the USO.

Who is this dude with his hair slicked back
His new white socks, And his pants all black, His tee shirt rolled,
His watch is gold,
A '55 Chevy that his brother just sold.

With his arm around your waist
And his hand is in your pants
And he asks you for a date
To the servicemans dance.

Suppose you don't wanna.
What can you do?
With a joker like that
Got his hands on you?
Oh baby
T-t-t-tell me, baby

Would you go all the way,
for the USO?
Would you go all the way,
for the USA?
Would you go all the way,
for the USO?


Lift up your dress if the answer is no!

Would you go all the way,
for the USA?
Would you go all the way,
for the USA?
Would you go all the way,
for the USA?
Would you go all the way?
Would you go all the way?
Would you go all the way,
for the USA?
Would you go all the way,
for the USA?
Would you go all the way,
for the USA?


Would you go all the way?
Would you go all the way?
Would you go all the way?
Would you go all the way?





CHUNGA'S REVENGE
(Instrumental)




THE CLAP
(Instrumental)




RUDY WANTS TO BUY YEZ A DRINK
Hi and howdy doody.
I'm a union man
You can call me Rudy.
Any of you boys not paid up on your cards?

You know I'm pleased to meet ya
Been tryin all day to reach ya
The union's here to help everyone of you rock 'n' roll stars.
Rock 'n' Roll stars.

You always know we
care so much
about the way they
treat ya.

They say they got a lot of
reasons every day..

Just to get
A chance to meet you.
To check and see
No wrong been done
That's one good reason
I carry a gun.

I hope the bulge
Don't bum you out.
Wanna get a good look?
Let me pull it right out!
Let me pull it right out!
Let me pull it right out!
Let me whip it right out!

Hi and howdy doody.
I'm a union man
You can call me Rudy.
Any of you boys not paid up on your cards?

You know I'm pleased to meet ya
Been tryin all day to reach ya
The union's here to help everyone of you rock 'n' roll stars.
Hahahaha!

Welcome to Chicago
Welcome to L.A.
Welcome to our local here
You'll always hear me say

The work is here; It's a couple a bucks.
I'm sure you're glad to pay.
Whip it out, here is your receipt
Now I'll go away, now I'll go away...
Now I'll go away, now I'll go away...
Away-y-y! Away-y-y! Away-y-y!
Doowah.




SHARLEENA
I'm crying,
I'm crying,
Crying for Sharleena.
Don't you know?

I called up all my baby's friends
and asked them,
where she done went.
But nobody around here seems to know,
Where my Sharleena has been.
Where my Sharleena has been.

I'm crying,
I'm crying,
Crying for Sharleena.
Can't you see?

I called up all my baby's friends
and asked them,
where she done went.
But nobody around here seems to know,
Where my Sharleena has been.
Where my Sharleena has been.

Ten long years I beloved her.
Ten long years and I thought deep down in my heart she was mine.
Ten long years I beloved her.
Ten long years and I would call her my baby.
And now, I'm always down.

Ugh!
Ugh!

I would be so delighted.
I would be so delighted.
If they would just
Send her on home to me.

I would be so delighted.
I would be so delighted.
If they would just
Send her on home to me.

Send my baby home to me!
Send my baby home to me!
Send my baby home.
Send my baby home to me!